Why did the Dalai Lama go to the casino?

Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...

Can you make me one with everything?

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/kb2m9o/most_successful_joke_ever/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ug61dec
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?

He loves Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What did the Dalai Lama say to the Hot Dog Vendor?

… Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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The Dalai Lama hands over a $10 bill, and asks for his change.

The man behind the counter says, "No, change must come from within".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Dalai Lama’s YOLO:

You only leave wants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimgolgari
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Why does the Dalai Lama go to Vegas so often?

He loves Tibet!

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best Dalai Lama dad joke v.redd.it/l049s7ei0qa31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theanthonybrooks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Β«Dad do you ever think the dalai lama has problems?Β»

Β«Yes son then he gets a Dalailemma.Β»

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πŸ‘€︎ u/small-dicky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My 6 year old pulled this one on me. β€œWhat do fancy lamas get driven around in?”

Lamasines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjs77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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The Dalai Lama went into a sandwich shop

He asked the cashier, "Make me one with everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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What does the Dalia Lama say when he's asked to leave?

Namaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dont_look_up
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Why can't Dalai Lama receive any documents by email?

Because you can't send Dalai Lama an email with attachments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arbitrabbit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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The Dalai Lama visited New York.

He decided to get a hot dog, asking,

"Make me one with everything."

(EDIT: Yes, I know it's old, there's a reason why I'm putting it here. You just have to imagine a nuclear family of four laughing at this except for the confused mother.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riningear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2013
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Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop

Says, β€œcan you make me one with everything?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dutchburrito
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I saw the Dalai Lama working on a hot dog stand

I asked him to make me one with everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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How does the Dali Lama order pizza?

One with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lepmur_Nikserof
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into the pizza place?

"make me one with everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEggman1800
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop

He asks, β€œCan you make me one with everything?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealMangonut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop..

and says β€œcan you make me one with everything?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimducidni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...

β€œMake me one with everything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirate_12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=82&v=xlIrI80og8c

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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