A list of puns related to "Killing of Daunte Wright"
I took him to the bar and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He wants to be a web designer.
To be fair, the people being photographed did try and warn him.
She got off
Scot-Free
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
Killed two Byrds with one Stone
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
He died of old H.
The deceased was an organ donor.
He asked them who their favorite composer was and they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach"
A pool table.
I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.
It was a hummuside
When he asked who the best composer was, they kept replying “Bach, Bach, Bach”
The work of Steven Wright, he's the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ...... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.
25 - If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
But, the gun is all the way over there.
Sounds a bit prtntious.
It was hummuside.
all manner of scary, haunting things are happening to me. I may have a poultrygeist.
The Wleft brothers
It was the first Degree murder
It was a knick-knack paddy whack
To be fair, the people he was photographing did try to warn him.
Darth Ritis.
We went out and had beers. Cool guy, very driven, wants to be a web designer.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
A snooker table
A pool table.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
A pool table.
We had some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer
They were going, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Went to the bar, had a few drinks, nice guy, turns out he's a Web designer
A pool table!
We went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy, wants to be a web designer.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer
He was a really nice guy we had a few drinks. He's a web designer
We had a few drinks, what a great guy. Turns out he’s a web designer.
Had a few drinks, he is a cool guy, wants to be a Web developer.
Darth Ritis.
A pool table.
A snooker table!
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he's a web designer
Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
I'm glad I did. We went out. Had a few drinks. Overall good guy. He's a web designer.
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
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