Keurig Puns

A list of puns related to "Keurig"

My Keurig and my coffee pot just had a no-holds-barred fight

It was brewtal.

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👤︎ u/AADPS
📅︎ Jun 01 2017
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I got my parents a Keurig for christmas.

Me: Hey mom and dad, I got you guys a joint christmas present this year.

Dad: We don't smoke marajuana.

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👤︎ u/jozzie2000
📅︎ Jan 16 2015
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Pulled a dad joke will working on the coffee maker.

Recently we got a Keurig in the house, after 20 minutes and one frozen touch screen later I uttered the phrase this thing must run on Java.

It took me a second after hearing the groans.

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👤︎ u/seaponyluna
📅︎ Sep 28 2014
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So I guess there's this phenomenon where people can't tell the difference between good coffee and water infused with burnt plastic...

It's called the Dunning-Keurig effect.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Jan 09 2017
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