A list of puns related to "Kelvinator"
Because only a sith deals in absolutes
But he was 0K.
He's the new temp. Seems like a cool guy.
My response, βabsolutelyβ
Just so everybody knows he's an absolute unit.
I mean, how cool is that?
Itβs the coolest this ever!
He has a degree in physics
The guy must work out or something. He's an absolute unit!
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
He's an absolute unit
Kelvin Klein
All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, itβs OK.
Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"
Donβt worry, heβs 0K
It already has 27 million degrees...
Thatβs 0K.
My dad was feeling his wallet in his back pocket and says, "My wallet is cold."
I said, "Maybe they froze all your bank accounts?"
EDIT: A word.
Because the have got more degrees !
( Read this one in an old book ! )
People asked him if he was hurt but he said he was 0K.
...But I think I'll be 0K.
Kelvin Klein
Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.
What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder.
A photon walks into a hotel and goes to the desk to check in. The bellhop walks up and asks if he needs help with his luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.
Did you hear what happened to the man that was chilled to 0 degrees Kelvin? He was OK.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale
Kelvin.
Because theyβre ABSOLUTE UNITS
We really need to see someone about her circulation issues.
Kelvinator
Waitress: And what can I get for you Sir?
Dad: I'll take the Parmesan Encrusted Steak please.
Waitress: What temperature would you like that cooked?
Dad: 500...... KELVIN!
Me (facepalming): ...He'd like his steak medium...
He must have it in his Genes.
But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.
Star Trek
Star Trek
Nailin' The Kelvin
Labor Of Love
Hella Bar Talk
Enterprising Young Men
Nero Sighted
Nice To Meld You
Run And Shoot Offense
Does It Still McFly?
Nero Death Experience
Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns
Back From Black
That New Car Smell
To Boldly Go
End Credits
Star Trek Into Darkness
Logos / Pranking The Natives
Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps
Sub Prime Directive
London Calling
Meld-Merized
The Kronos Wartet
Brigadoom
Ship To Ship
Earthbound And Down
Warp Core Values
Buying The Space Farm
The San Fran Hustle
Kirk Enterprises
Star Trek Main Theme
Star Trek Beyond
Logo and Prosper
Thank Your Lucky Star Date
Night on the Yorktown
The Dance of the Nebula
A Swarm Reception
Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard
Jaylah Damage
In Artifacts as in Life
Franklin, My Dear
A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy
MotorCycles of Relief
Mocking Jaylah
Crash Decisions
Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free
Shutdown Happens
Cater-Krall in Zero G
Par-tay for the Course
Star Trek Main Theme
I'll call it Kelvin Klein.
I think he was 0K
I asked him if he was a temp.
He said no.
I said, "Cool."
Kelvin Klien
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