Why can't jedi use the Kelvin scale?

Because only a sith deals in absolutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greencash370
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy

But he was 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
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A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.

He's the new temp. Seems like a cool guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My buddy Lee asked me if I knew what zero degrees Kelvin was called ...

My response, β€œabsolutely”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corefear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I'm going to name my first son Kelvin

Just so everybody knows he's an absolute unit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Oh Kelvin...
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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My friend is naming his new son Kelvin.

I mean, how cool is that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Just learned about 0 Kelvin.

It’s the coolest this ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GissaGoon
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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You guys hear about Kelvin?

He has a degree in physics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ender91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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Have you seen my friend Kelvin?

The guy must work out or something. He's an absolute unit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linq182
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My mate Kelvin just graduated from Uni

He's an absolute unit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oliludeea
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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What kind of underwear do meteorologists wear?

Kelvin Klein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manou_Sauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius

All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it’s OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realRianJohnson
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Me: "75 Watts.. 60 Watts.. 100 Watts" Daughter: "what are you doing, dad??"

Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Recently a man was cooled down to absolute zero...

Don’t worry, he’s 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yamo412
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Why does the sun have no need to go to college?

It already has 27 million degrees...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParallaxMusician
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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What did the scientist say when his fridge got down to -459 F?

That’s 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desperate_Shark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Just dad joked my dad.

My dad was feeling his wallet in his back pocket and says, "My wallet is cold."

I said, "Maybe they froze all your bank accounts?"

EDIT: A word.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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Educated people are hot

Because the have got more degrees !

( Read this one in an old book ! )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimingot_yesjams
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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A chemist froze himself at -273Β°C.

People asked him if he was hurt but he said he was 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yalam_boi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I have a plan to chill myself to -273.15 Celsius - My friends say I'm crazy...

...But I think I'll be 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul_caspian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Which brand of clothing should you wear when it's cold out?

Kelvin Klein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iCr4ck3d
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Father's Day here in Australia and my grandad asked if my little brother was cold.

Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.

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Some of My Favorites

What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder.

A photon walks into a hotel and goes to the desk to check in. The bellhop walks up and asks if he needs help with his luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Did you hear what happened to the man that was chilled to 0 degrees Kelvin? He was OK.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zimxur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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How do big lads measure temperature?

Kelvin.

Because they’re ABSOLUTE UNITS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trollmann
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My wife is the absolute coolest.

We really need to see someone about her circulation issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infiniteram
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Did you hear about Maytag?

Kelvinator

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Giving our newly on the job waitress a hard time

Waitress: And what can I get for you Sir?

Dad: I'll take the Parmesan Encrusted Steak please.

Waitress: What temperature would you like that cooked?

Dad: 500...... KELVIN!

Me (facepalming): ...He'd like his steak medium...

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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegeneral400
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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I'm going to make a new brand of thermal underwear...

I'll call it Kelvin Klein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaseksplorer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,

I think he was 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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The new guy at work is named Kelvin.

I asked him if he was a temp.

He said no.

I said, "Cool."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandJA1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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What brand of clothing does the sun wear?

Kelvin Klien

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