Yung anxious thoughts mong mga once a month na lang lumalabas eh napapatahan pa agad ng kausap mo kase marunong siya mag communicate and mature mag isip.
Ang liberating sa feeling! Maka happy talaga uwu
I want to make a Kor Cleric from Zendikar (using rules from Planeshift Zendikar), ideally preserving their traditional mythology of worshiping mis-remembered Eldrazi titans. My thought is that they will worship Kamsa, their goddess of Wind, but I can't figure out what domain they would be.
For the sake of worshiping Wind the Tempest domain makes sense, but I don't feel that heavy armor and martial weapons make sense for a nomadic climber.
A friend did suggest that I could be a Stoneforger and thus allow a Forge Domain to make sense, with me forging my weapons of stone instead of steel, but I still feel like that misses the core (or rather Kor) idea of this character.
My original idea of this character was a Light Domain cleric, because of Devout Lightcaster but even with the flavor text being a prayer to Kamsa, I'm not really sure.
I drive in Kansas City and during lunch can usually make 50 to $60. The lunch rush usually picks up around 11 a.m. and dies off around 2 p.m. or so. Today there's only one hotspot and all the areas where people usually order from are completely dead. Is anybody else seeing this? Seems strange that everyone in Kansas City would decide not to use post mates today.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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