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Allurements Puns

A list of puns related to "Allurements"

I hate myself for using the phrase "I wish I had a nickel..." so often.

I really need to change.

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👤︎ u/BronxAnt
📅︎ Jan 16 2023
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I believe in love at first sight.

But Science calls it an erection.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jul 25 2022
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What type of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy.

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👤︎ u/Pinofk
📅︎ May 08 2022
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Why was the Death Star measured in miles?

Because they used Imperial units.

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👤︎ u/_The_Last_Mainframe_
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Why is fishing so popular?

It has a great allure.

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👤︎ u/FehX
📅︎ Jul 01 2017
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I'm going to make a great dad, Pokemon Go edition.

I just hit my girlfriend with this (http://imgur.com/noziMVQ).

Me: "Ahhh there's a lure going at Antico's!" (local pizza place)

Her: "I want a lure"

Me: "Don't worry babe you definitely have allure"

Her: "silence"

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👤︎ u/Bioman11
📅︎ Jul 21 2016
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