Rohini Devi Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

S.No. Name Organisation / Independent / Activists

1 Rajmohan Gandhi, Historian Historian

2 Julio Ribero, IPS (Retd.) Former Police Commissioner of Mumbai

3 Admiral Ramdas Former Chief of Naval Staff

4 Aruna Roy MKSS

5 Prof. Rooprekha Verma Former VC, Lucknow University

6 Indira Jaising, Senior Advocate, Supreme Court

7 Dr. Syeda Hameed Former Member, Planning Commission of India

8 Prof. Jean Dreze Economist

9 Arjun Appadurrai Anthropologist, Berlin

10 Vivan Sundaram Artist

11 Jagdeep Chhokar, Professor (retd), IIM, Ahmedabad

12 Shanta Sinha Former Chairperson, NCPCR

13 Medha Patkar, NAPM

14 Flavia Agnes Majlis, Mumbai

15 Prof. Amitabh Kundu Urban Studies Expert

16 Prashant Bhushant Senior Advocate, Supreme Court

17 Subhashini Ali Member Politbureau CPI (M)

18 Uma Chakravarty Senior Advocate, Supreme Court of India

19 Madhu Bhaduri, IFS, (Retd), Former Ambassador to Portugal

20 Shiv Shankar Mukherjee, IFS (Redt.) Former Ambassador to UK

21 Mihir Desai Senior Advocate Bombay High Court and SC of India

22 Kavita Krishnan General Secretary, AIPWA

23 Prof Apoorvanand, General Secretary, AIPWA

24 Henri Tiphagne, People’s Watch

25 Annie Raja Gen Sec. NFIW

26 Ravi Kiran Jain President, PUCL

27 V.Suresh General Secretary, PUCL

28 Anand Grover Senior Advocate, Supreme Court

29 Colin Gonsalves Senior Advocate, Supreme Court

30 Bharat Bhushan Columnist

31 Anand Sahay Columnist

32 Aakar Patel Amnesty India

33 Abdul Hafiz Lakhani Editor siyasat dot net

34 Abey George RTI NETWORK KERALA

35 Abha Bhaiya Feminist Activtis

36 Abhay Kumar Social Activist

37 Abhinandan Sekhri News Laundry

38 Abhisikta Dasgupta Performance Researcher-Practitioner

39 Abraham Mathai Human Rights Worker, Mumbai

40 Abu Mohammed Sajid Basha Activist

41 Achin Vanaik Retd prof, New Delhi

42 Adhiraj Sarin Indendent

43 Aditya Mukherjee Retired Professors, JNU

44 Aditya Shrivastava Lawyer, Dekhi

45 Adv. Sachin Godambe Social Activist & Freelance Journalist) Pune

46 Adv.Ansar Indori National Confederation of Human Rights Organization’s (NCHRO)

47 Ajay Prakash Editor, Janjwar

48 Ajey Saxena PUCL Pratapgarh

49 Akash Banerjee Desh Bhakt

50 Akhil Chaudhary Lawyer and PUCL

51 Alaka Basu Professor, Cornell University

52 Alok Jain Independent

53 Amala Dasarathi Advocate

54 Amit Gupta Business man

55 Amita Cherian Advocate

56 Amita Joseph Activist

57 Amitabh Kundu Independent

58 Ammu Abraham Feminist Activist

59 Amod Shah In

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

It was about a weak back.

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.