Deceits Puns

A list of puns related to "Deceits"

Did you hear what happened to the deceitful arachnid?

It was caught in a web of lies.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you call a fat liar sitting down?

Quite deceitful.

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👤︎ u/Xtrendence
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a cunning chair?

Deceit.

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👤︎ u/howlingechidna
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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Having a talk to my friend about cyborgs when this gem dropped.

My Friend - "Are cyborgs smart enough for deceit?" Me - "They are programmed for it. They know how to sit in deceit"

I felt my dad smile down from heaven for that one :)

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👤︎ u/cowboyshooter
📅︎ Jul 10 2015
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