KILO Puns

He's full of bologna

Edit:spelling

It would cause mass confusion

Annoyed, I went, "fine. I'll take 3 pounds of kilos then".

We've made a massive mistake

Instakilogram.

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

A 45 kilo kettle bell is 100 pounds!

So I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%

Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure

It’s just one kilo-byte.

It's a kilo whale.

A kilo de gallo.

I sat down to watch TV with my parents and they decided to play Master Chef. I'm familiar with the show, but haven't seen any of this season. I'm sitting there, complimenting the fantastic weight loss of Graham, one of the judges, when my dad goes:

"Yeah, you know, last year he was going by the name kiloGraham, but now he just goes by Graham!"

I laughed, my mom groaned, and the cleverness of the joke, (which is far from usual), was enjoyed by all. :)

There would be mass confusion

There would be mass confusion

There would be mass confusion!