Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnsonβs butt
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rockβs paper scissors.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
If Dwayne Johnson had downstairs neighbors, they would be clueless about just about everything.
You would be too if you lived under a Rock.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Haven't got laid in so long I'm getting turned on by Dwayne Johnson's buttocks
I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
How did Dwayne Johnsonβs family find out that they had Covid?
They couldnβt smell what The Rock was cooking.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
If somebody slaps Dwayne Johnsonβs ass
Theyβre hitting rock bottom...
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Dwayne the Clock Johnson
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson showed me pictures of his kids on his phone.
He was pretty sedimental.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Dwayne the Sock Johnson
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︎ Jun 20 2020
The XFL was just sold to Dwayne Johnson and a couple of investors for $15 million...
..now that's a Rock bought 'em price.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Who do you call when Dwayne Johnson is sick?
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︎ May 02 2020
Gain The Rock Johnson
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Dwayne "the Lock" Johnson
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︎ May 31 2020
I see Sky News saying this whole Boris Johnson thing is unpresidented...
donβt they mean unprimeministered ?
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Dwane The Iraq Johnson would approve
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Why didnβt Dwayne Johnsonβs downstairs neighbor recognize him?
Because heβs been living under a rock.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass.
I've officially hit rock bottom.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
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︎ Apr 11 2018
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldnβt bother question 8Dβs children about what they saw, since theyβre too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9Dβs kids will remember.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Johnson stone
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︎ Nov 18 2019
I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!
I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Just caught my son spanking a cardboard cutout of Dwayne Johnson.
Heβs officially hit Rock bottom.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Whatβs Boris Johnsonβs favourite chocolate bar?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
I thought I saw Dwayne Johnson.
But it turns out it was a Shamrock.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Dwayne βthe rockβ Johnson
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Dwayne "The Croc" Johnson
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Dwayne "The Hawk" Johnson
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system
He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What time did the monster eat Boris Johnson?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Itβs... Dwayne Iraq Johnson!
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Dwayne "The Croc Johnson" [OC]
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︎ Jul 07 2017
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Why did Boris Johnson go to IKEA?
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Dwayne Johnson locked eyes with Medusa
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︎ Feb 09 2019
I slapped Dwayne Johnsonβs ass.
I then realized I had hit the rock bottom.
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︎ Aug 06 2018
If you hit Dwayne Johnson's ass
Does it mean you hit rock bottom
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Anyone who slaps Dwayne Johnson's ass
Has really hit rock bottom.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass
I've officially hit rock bottom.
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