Son: But dad your name is Brian Dad: I know but I was named after him
It’s sad, everyone is in a constant state of Missouri.
Thomas Jefferdad.
There once was a golfer named Jefferson Handy. He was a decent golfer, even better considering that he was unable to stand for more than a few minutes without intense pain. Due to his affliction, Jeffrey was always spotted a few strokes on the course. Anyway, Jeffrey was always known for a smile on his face and his cabby hat he wore for good luck. One day, while on the 7th green, a lady appeared from one of the water traps and told him she would grant him any wish, but at a price. He said sure, and asked to be able to stand again. She granted him his wish, but for payment, she took his hat. And that's the story of the lost Handy Cap.
> I want to apologize to everyone today. These terrible jokes have been coming to me all morning and I can't turn it off.
Would this be considered a dad joke or an 18/19th century dad joke? Either way, I just about walked out the building after reading this.
ME: Hi Tom,
Thank you for taking the time to speak with me today and if there is anything we can do in the future, please don't hesitate to ask.
I was hoping you would be able to leave a Yelp review for other potential clients to see. I know that we will not be working together anymore, but we would really appreciate the feedback.
Thomas Jefferson: Matt,
Happy to offer you an encomium, however, I know of no connection between hounds striking the line of scent on a fox and complimenting a business enterprise of the 21st century.
In school Jefferson Davis was voted most likely to secede
He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.”
I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
I replied, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."
"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."
My name is zack-n-cheese, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.
Kiddo: But... your name is Tim.
Me: Right. I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.
I exclaimed, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"
