Jeff Bezos Puns

A list of puns related to "Jeff Bezos"

What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed?

He puts his pajamazon

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👤︎ u/Ace1986
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why couldn't Jeff Bezos fall asleep?

He didn't have his pajamazon

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👤︎ u/nthensome
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Did you know Jeff Bezos has trouble sleeping?

Unless he has his pajamazon

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That's one expensive net

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👤︎ u/LupinDaThird777
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?

or with pajamazon?

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Genie: You have one wish. Me: How much money does Jeff Bezos have?

Genie: Not sure exactly.

Me: Give me a ballpark figure.

...Now I’m the size of Yankee stadium.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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What’s ALEXA’s Operating System

Jeff BezOS

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👤︎ u/CrabsForBreakfast
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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Jeff Bezos can't sleep

until he puts his pajamazon.

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👤︎ u/BumperBabyAngel
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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How does Jeff Bezos sleep?

with his pajamazon

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👤︎ u/wtmemma
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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Jeff Bezos can't sleep

until he puts his pajamazon

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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What is the last thing Jeff Bezos does before bed?

He puts his Pajamazon

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👤︎ u/growupyall
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That‘s a really expensive net!

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👤︎ u/okkani
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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