My fire chief proved he was a dad when I bought a Jeep Compass

"I like your new Jeep, but it's broken." I look at him confused. "It's in the parking lot pointing west. Shouldn't Compasses always point north?"

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👤︎ u/krisphoto
đź“…︎ Mar 26 2016
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Uncle got us

He was at my house and my cousin showed up with her new Jeep Compass - this detail is important.

So she shows up with it, and a few minutes later after showing it off, he goes "When you're in it, you can't get lost."

He's not a father either

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