It's tricky to say what my wife does.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
I went up a mountain to speak to a mystic.
I asked him, "Can you tell me what it's all about, existence and all that?" His eyes looked up at me, from underneath his bushy brows. Solemnly he said, "That is is a tricky question, but you should go work in an aquarium. "I was confused. "An aquarium, why is that?" "Because then you will have porpoise in life."
Forking good dad joke
Our toddler is learning about opposites, but some concepts are proving trickier than others.
My wife: "I just don't understand why he can't tell the difference between a fork and a spoon."
Me: "it's a tricky distinction. Just give him some tine."
