My collection of irreplaceable French movies was stolen.

C'est la D vie D

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I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"

I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"

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📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Dad- joked my dad today!

talking about a watch he gave me

Dad- "I like it because it's such a classic design, but it's modern enough to not be irreplaceable. It's timeless"

Me- "I'd hope not!"

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