Investment banking Puns

A list of puns related to "Investment banking"

I invested in a bank that gave 0% interest.

It made no cents.

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👤︎ u/Send666Nudes
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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You were late for the meeting, you have to put money in the late jar.

I would, but it hasn't shown up yet.

Based on an actual exchange between myself and a coworker.

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👤︎ u/MDDDIY
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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