The plumber told me I installed the valve on my water softener wrong
I felt completely invalvidated
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
Window installer
Never get in a fight with a window installer
They'll bring the pane!
(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:
Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??
Making daddy proud.
What is the difference between an art installation and performance art?
Crap on your neighbors doorstep then ring the doorbell - that's an art installation.
Ring the doorbell THEN crap on his doorstep - that's performance art.
I asked my grandfather how he was enjoying the new stairlift that was installed in his house.
He said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”
My job installed this new faucet. Im really faucinated by it
I installed a new range hood for an oven
Wife: You need to knock out the vent hole.
Me: I think due to the pandemic, we should wait.
Wife: Why?
Me: The country is low on vent hole laters.
A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
I have fantasised about installing irrigation my whole life
But it's just a pipe dream
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
The engineer installed a motor too powerfull in the moving stairway
It escalated very quickly.
Today I got a job installing lightbulbs
I just installed a screw in my computer.
But I can’t find the driver for it.
A German friend of mine actually installed a bath around his desk !?..
Can we uninstall 2020 and re-install it?
I'm thinking of quitting my job installing windows.
Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again?
This version has a virus.
Apple is designing a new car.
But they’re having trouble installing windows.
My buddy just installed a new counter top
I just hope he doesn’t take it for granite
I was arrested for using cash that my friend gave me after I installed a new table top in his kitchen.
He gave me counter fit money.
What do you call a black lady that installs and changes catheters?
I finally got work installing wooden window blinds...
I SHUTTER when I think where I’d be without this job.
You can order bathroom fixtures online and have someone at you door in a couple days ready to install it,
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed.
Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
I’ve just installed high voltage electrical fencing .....
My neighbour is dead against it.
I'm getting fibre installed on Saturday.
It'll be nice to finally have regular internet.
My job installing air ducts is very frustrating...
thank goodness I get to VENT a lot.
I used to install windows.
It was a real pane.
(Credit to my partner Michael for all of my r/dadjokes entries).
guess what my dad won’t let me put on my car?
dammit, I’m not even allowed to mark this post as a spoiler
My dog initially barked when the people installing my shingles started then barked again as they finished...
Re-roofing complete.
*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...
*ahem* without hacking.
Why did Anna and Elsa install air dryers in all of the castle bathrooms?
Just installed a new hydration system
Who's the best at installing covers for the instrument panels in automobiles
If I ever own a business, I'm going to install a revolving door that looks like a glass container...
...that way, the door is always ajar.
I installed the granite in the kitchen all by myself.
I've installed a Photoshop software.
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
My kid wanted to play 2d life.
So I installed 4 installs of half-life.
Apple would never make a house
Because they would have to install Windows on it
I asked my grandfather how he’s enjoying the new stair lift that was recently installed in his house.
He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
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