Inspector Clouseau Puns

After speaking with a clerk and securing a room, he turns to go upstairs when he spots a dog lying on the ground “Does your dog bite?” Clouseau asks the clerk. “No,” he replies. Clouseau bends to pet the dog, but the dog snaps and bites his hand. Clouseau is shocked.
“I thought you said your dog did not bite!” “That is not my dog,” says the clerk.