Incandescence Puns

A list of puns related to "Incandescence"

Me: "75 Watts.. 60 Watts.. 100 Watts" Daughter: "what are you doing, dad??"

Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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I bought my friend a new fridge for his birthday

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it

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👤︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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So a meeting stretched on for a bit too long, and the client said 'I wouldn't mind a light lunch'.'

So, i said, 'CFL, Incandescent or LED?'

Much groaning ensued amongst my colleagues. Client laughed a lot though.

I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy working with him.

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👤︎ u/AnalFissureSmoothie
📅︎ May 20 2015
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My son looked at my bald head today and said 'Dad your head looks like a lightbulb'

I was incandescent with rage

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👤︎ u/The_prophet212
📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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Why was the light bulb arrested?

For incandescent exposure

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👤︎ u/HortenWho229
📅︎ Oct 25 2016
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