Suavity Puns

I hope the show maintains the charm, suavity and wit Kaz has in the books. I think when we think of Kaz, the first image that tends to pop into our heads is a brooding, moody, murderous boy. Understandable considering he absolutely can be like that, but I feel like there's so much focus on his menace and violence, that major aspects of his personality get lost in a lot of fandom interpretations.

Kaz is funny. He's charming, charismatic, sarcastic and funny. This is the mask he puts on when he plays the role of Kaz Brekker, and it's only when his bottled up rage slips its tether that the mask slips and "Dirtyhands comes out to play". This is shown in the very first chapter we are introduced to him. He begins his page time joking around with the other Dregs and they joke with him too, although of course there's a boundary of respect between them and him. During the parlay with Geels, he is witty and sharp tongued, but seemingly non-threatening. And then >! Geels gives the order to shoot, Big Bolliger gets shot instead, and the extent of Kaz's ruthlessness and cruelty is revealed for the first time. !<

>! "Geels looked at Kaz as if he was finally seeing him for the first time. The boy he’d been talking to had been cocky, reckless, easily amused, but not frightening—not really. Now the monster was here, dead-eyed and unafraid. Kaz Brekker was gone, and Dirtyhands had come to see the rough work done." !<

This happens several times throughout the duology - >! when making a deal with Pekka at the end of SOC, he is perfectly normal, sarcastic and witty. Then he goes to shake Pekka's hand, and Pekka notices a sudden wave of pure hatred and anger in Kaz's eyes that vanishes as quickly as it appears. This sudden shift in Kaz's expression was enough to unnerve Pekka Rollins, the biggest boss in the Barrel. !< At the very beginning of SOC, he cracks sarcastic and ironic jokes with >! Van Eck, before escaping his bonds and threatening him with a letter opener. !<

Book!Kaz is full of humour and charm. He jokes with Jesper, teases Inej and Wylan ("remember our friend Mark?") and ironically flirts with Nina. The rage and viciousness that Kaz keeps leashed under a mask of charisma is what makes him so threatening and completely disarms his much older opponents, who often underestimate him. If the show has Kaz constantly being broody and pissed off, I feel like it would undermine the shock and intensity of the Dirtyhands persona coming to the

Of course, I love all BTS choreos, but now, two scenes can't get out of my head. That part in Permission to Dance MV when my bias V is dancing in red outfit. The suavity of his gestures and tenderness of his beautiful smile, OMG, I can feel the beat of the song being part of his body. The other is the part "click, click, bang, bang" in We Are Bulletproof pt. 2 choreo and when Jimin jumps over Hobi. I love so much that moment and when they did in 2019 MAMA's performance. It was very remarkable for me and, of course, for all ARMY I'm sure.

What are yours?

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Nearly 60 years into the James Bond franchise, No Time to Die, the latest episode in the series, has become the highest-grossing English-language film of the year. All the more reason to wonder where the sequence is going next. The $771 million that No Time to Die trousered is probably less than the producers would once have hoped for, but that still looks like pre-Covid money. No movie franchise is healthier. Here is where we issue a rare spoiler warning. The next paragraph will address the ending of No Time to Die. So if you haven’t seen it go and read something else. Still with us? To the surprise of almost everyone, the film ended with James Bond giving his life so the rest of us might survive. One could hardly imagine a more uncompromising conclusion to the Daniel Craig era. When he left he took the entire franchise with him. Right? Well, of course not. Barbara Broccoli, who inherited the Bond custodianship from her father Cubby, has done an extraordinary job of growing the venerable brand over the last decade or two. She is not going to walk away and tend her allotment. A number of quaint theories about how the series was to continue sprang up as the news of Bond’s death got about. The decision to temporarily grant Nomi, Lashana Lynch’s character, the 007 assignation was a brilliant bit of trolling, convincing reactionary blowhards that James Bond was now a black woman – but might it also identify the protagonist of the next movie? Closing credits Not a chance. It requires no great immersion in the series’ history to conclude that the USP in the James Bond portfolio is James Bond. Lest anyone be confused, the closing credits reprised a message that cheered 007 fans half a century ago. “James Bond will return in Thunderball,” it said at the end of Goldfinger. We don’t know which vehicle will bring the agent back to our cinemas, but the credits reassured us that “James Bond will return”. Not Nomi. Not Ana de Armas’s Paloma. Not (as has been suggested on some fan sites) James Bond’s daughter.

Sure, there are other main characters like M and Q and all that,” Broccoli told The Hollywood Reporter. “But we haven’t really wanted to make a Bond film without Bond. It would be like making Hamlet without Hamlet.” But James Bond is dead. How can that happen? The notion of a prequel in the current universe doesn’t work. Casino Royale began with Bond securing his “double-oh” status. Any linked precursor would, thus, have to end before Bond became 007. That is not

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob