I said, "I'm having a dad hair day."
He just can’t part with it.
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
But when I do, hes out getting milk
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/07/19/salad-dressing-spill-on-dvp-ramp-causes-traffic-mayo-hem.html
Oil be back!
He went downhill really fast after that.
It was a slick performance.
It’s non-friction.
So I called in slick for work today.
Now I might have to call in slick.
I told them it came out of the closet this morning
Towels.
Give them a vice
I'm pretty sure it is all just koreagraphed though
Edit: as Mad-slick pointed out, this was originally posted elsewhere on reddit in r/pics. Original is linked in the comments, go give him the deserving up vote please.
It's pretty slick
We have fighter jet seats
F17, F18
It was pretty slick.
It has been raining the last few days where I live, especially so this morning. My girlfriend, as I was leaving, told me:
SO: "Be careful today on your way to work... The roads are very slick."
Me: I know! Last week, one tried to con me out of $50!
Scene: We're chilling in the livingroom talking about all the good things that came from separate countries.
Him: "Nothing good comes from Greece."
Me: "John Travolta."
Him: "John Travolta isn't from Greece. Oh God damnit."
I couldn't breathe and he just sat there angrily.
Kid walks into work with a slick new trim and I ask him "you get a hair cut?" he quickly turned around with a cheeky grin and said "nah, I got all of them cut!"
God knows how long he was waiting to say that
So a couple friends and I are watching a movie in one of my friend's basement (The Master of Disguise - Netflix lol). And his dad comes downstairs and in the most intimidating, serious voice says, "Nick, what do I do when you do something wrong?" The tension in the room skyrockets, and Nick says nonchalantly, "Nothing." His dad then slickly replies, "I scream... there's ice cream on the table if you want any."
Chuckling intensifies.
