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We're going to be in a car on the M1/A1 and I am trying to make sure we allow enough flexibility to reach our destination in time. I see older reports that there was no immigration stop; just wondering if this has changed post-Brexit? Thanks.
The killing of 13 dogs in Vietnam because their owners contracted coronavirus has prompted a large outcry on state and social media.
The owners of the dogs fled the Long An province on Friday to return to Ca Mau province in a bid to escape the worse of the pandemic.
The couple arrived at a medical checkpoint in Khanh Hung on Saturday and tested positive for Covid-19. Local health care authorities then decided to destroy all the dogs, fearing the animals also had the virus.
"Scientifically, there is no evidence that dogs transmit Covid-19 to humans. Not yet, so, the decision to kill the dogs is unscientific," said Dr Tuan Nguyen, professor of predictive medicine at the University of Technology Sydney in Australia.
"It is cruel and unethical work."
Images of the dogs on the 300-kilometre journey had already been popular on Vietnamese media as the couple struggled to transport their pets on an old motorbike.
Source: https://www.bangkokpost.com/world/2195567/sydney-set-for-reopening-anger-in-vietnam-over-killing-of-13-dogs-virus-update
##Immigration and Federal Authority Act
##An ACT to Give Federal Border Agents Additional Resources, and to Give the Federal Government Exclusive Jurisdiction Over All Borders of the United States
Whereas federal law states that illegal immigrants shall be deported unless claiming asylum,
Whereas some state governments have violated this law,
Whereas Congress must take action to protect our laws and our people,
*BE IT ENACTED BY THE SENATE AND HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE UNITED STATES IN CONGRESS ASSEMBLED
SECTION 1: SHORT TITLE
This bill may be cited as the Immigration and Federal Authority Act of 2021
SECTION 2: DEFINITIONS
Unless otherwise defined, the following terms have the following meanings
(a) Border Area- The Area between the border and 5 miles inland of the border
(b) Successful Deportation- When an individual is deported and does not return to the United States for at least one month
(c) Successful Apprehension- When an individual is apprehended crossing the border illegally, is sent back across the border, and does not return to the United States for at least one month.
SECTION 3: GENERAL PROVISIONS
(a) Bonuses for Deportation and Apprehension
>(i) A fund of 500 Million Dollars Shall be Made Available Each Year for Border Officers. This value shall be adjusted for inflation once every ten years.
>(ii) Each successful deportation shall allow the deporting officer to claim a bonus of 500 dollars from the fund. This value shall be adjusted for inflation once every ten years.
>(iii) Each successful border apprehension shall allow the apprehending officer to claim a bonus of 500 dollars from the fund. This value shall be adjusted for inflation once every ten years.
**(b)**Bonuses for Citizen Reporting
>(i) A fund of 200 Million Dollars shall be made available Each Year for US Citizens. This value shall be adjusted for inflation once every ten years.
>(ii) If a citizen reports a person(s) residing or working in the United States that results in a deportation or apprehension, the citizen may claim a 1,000 dollar bonus from the fund for each person apprehended or deported. This value shall be adjusted for inflation once every ten years.
>**(iii)**If a citizen reports a business or other establishment knowingly employing a person(s) that results in a deportation or apprehension, the citizen may claim a 1,000 dollar bonus for each deportation or appreh
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