IK its corny but: why does Frank never lie

He speaks frankly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohamed12349
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You know Orion’s Belt?

Yeah it’s a big waist of space

Ik ik it’s not a good joke I only give it 3 stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Admiral_Hipster_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Two birds run into a bank

Bird 1: what are we doing

Bird 2: we robin

Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnBuachaillEire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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If you leave a pear out too long does it turn into a parrot?

Just randomly thought of this, hope it's good and at least moderately original (ik there's a lot of pear puns in general)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drood100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Me and my friends first day as a lumber jack

Me: Hey mate wood you mind if I ask a question

My friend: sure, axe your question

Me: I’m making an account on timber (tinder) can you help me?

My friend: sure just put you’re username etc. (you know the basic stuff) and then if you ever get a new phone you could just log in

Me: sweet

Ik this is bad I never make puns also I don’t mind criticism

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Biology jokes

What do you call a closted bottom

A substrate

Its horrible ik

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Where do cowboys get their furniture?

Ik-yeeehaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ribbers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Renovation puns

so my mothers friend andy is helping her install a new TV, and this string of puns resulted:

ME: thanks for helping out around here, nice to have an ANDY-man

ANDY: oh that was a good one

BROTHER: i Don't know, i thought the delivery was kinda WOODEN

ME: wow, thanks for HAMMERING that home, pesonally i think i NAILED it, so SCREW you

BROTHER: will you just CONTRACT aids already (edgy ik)

ME: oh come on, i don't think you're being very CONSTRUCTIVE

BROTHER: i'm sorry, feeling a little PLASTERED right now.

Both of us: burst out laughing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QLMMaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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Texted a joke to my daughter yesterday...

http://imgur.com/QcEMLQv

http://imgur.com/K5GgIkY

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