Hucho taimen Puns

using this art https://www.reddit.com/r/deeeepioartworks/comments/ovbtwz/taimensiberian_salmonsiberian_giant_trout/

and preferably this concept as a base https://www.reddit.com/r/deeeepioartworks/comments/k6adrl/siberian_salmon_hucho_taimen/

I´m making a region based of East Asia (mainly China and Mongolia) and North Asia (Siberia) and I´m struggling to make a dex with a great representation of these regions. I´m still in the brainstorm phase so I don´t have any dex limit at the moment, so any new concepts and ideas for the Pokemon would be great. These are the Pokemon ideas I have at the moment (I have very rough sketches of some of them, so not clear drawings for now):

Smokuak (Fire), Danzave (Fire), Flamempress (Fire/Poison): the Fire starter of the region, based on Mandarin and Muscovin Ducks, the Ugly Duckling, white and black swams, ballet dancers, Chinese dance and century eggs.

Bambrat and Survirat (Normal type line): The rodents of the region, based on bamboo rats, bamboos and bazookas. Bambrat are chased by many wild Pokemon and even by humans in the past, so in order to survive they evolved into Survirat, who can defense themselves with powerful "weapons" made of bambo. Now I´m thinking this sounds like a Vietnam War reference.

Chikeen (Normal/Flying), Pheashine (Normal/Flying) and Fowluxur (Rock/Flying): The regional birds. Chikeen is a quail chick which uses its trasparent, head feather as a magnifying glass to search and eat precious rocks and pebbles, like some bird species do. Fowluxur is a shiny peacock with feathers made of jewels which uses them to attract the females. It will have gender difference like Unfeazant.

Caterade (Bug), Draccoon (Bug), and Fulgulong (Bug/Dragon): The regional bugs based on dragon-headed caterpillar, Chinese paper lanterns and lantern bug. They can learn some Electric-type movements.

Dampling (Water), Baozei (Water) and Jiaoni (Water/Ghost): A line based on thieves and dumplings and other similar steamed Chinese foods. Baozei name comes from 贼 (thief in Chinese), 包子 (baozi, a steamed bun) and 包 (bag in Chinese), while Jiaoni is a mix of Xiā jiǎo, a type of dumpling, 角 (horn in Chinese, which is pronounced like jiǎo ) and oni, which also appears in the Chinese folklore as a ghost. They can expel a large amount of steam from their hands, allowing them to steal sneakily food and berries from other Pokemon for keeping them later in their sacks. I used Google Translator to create the names, so I´m not very sure if they are accuarte names.

Calflow and Bufflow (Water/Ground): Based on the water buffalos and how they are used in Chinese rice crops.

Padby and Kasakrop (Grass/Normal): Based on rice and rice farmers. Kasakrop comes from crop and Kasa,

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

BamBOO!

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)