This pretty much sums of every applicant weโ€™ve seen at the shop....Nah, hostess
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tribelawn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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The sign in this restaurant says โ€œPlease wait for hostess to be seated.โ€

Iโ€™ve been here two hours and she is still on her feet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?

Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DrakeVader
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?

Dad: Down.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My costume for work. I am a hostess.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/punlordjesus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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At O&B with Dad. Hostess: 'Do you have reservations?'

Dad: 'No. I'm confident I want to eat here.'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RobRoy333
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Hostess couldn't quite figure out where to seat us...

Dad: "She's taking us on a wild booth chase!"

Note: He said this through tears of laughter, while literally slapping his own knee.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/joelle18
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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I walked into a restaurant for dinner and the hostess asked if i had any reservations.

To which i replied, โ€œno, Iโ€™m pretty sure i want to eat hereโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/trenton00
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Hostess: "May I have a name?" Me: "You can have any name you like."
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MisplacedLonghorn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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Today in Wal-Mart, my dad picked up a package of Hostess Snowballs

"Somewhere, a snowman is singing soprano..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/souwant2bcliche
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion

Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/themannamedme
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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My friend quit her job as a hostess to go to school imgur.com/KySbbFB
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/robob35
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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When the hostess at a restaurant asks my Dad if he has reservations

He replies, "Yeah, but we're gonna eat here anyway."

Cue me groaning and the hostess not understanding.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cashmere010
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?

Dad: Down.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?

Dad: Down.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?

Dad: Down.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AwesomeW2017
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you'd like to sit?

Dad: Down.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JStorm47
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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