This pretty much sums of every applicant we’ve seen at the shop....Nah, hostess
The sign in this restaurant says “Please wait for hostess to be seated.”
I’ve been here two hours and she is still on her feet.
My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Dad: Down.
At O&B with Dad. Hostess: 'Do you have reservations?'
Dad: 'No. I'm confident I want to eat here.'
Hostess couldn't quite figure out where to seat us...
Dad: "She's taking us on a wild booth chase!"
Note: He said this through tears of laughter, while literally slapping his own knee.
I walked into a restaurant for dinner and the hostess asked if i had any reservations.
To which i replied, “no, I’m pretty sure i want to eat here”.
Hostess: "May I have a name?" Me: "You can have any name you like."
Today in Wal-Mart, my dad picked up a package of Hostess Snowballs
"Somewhere, a snowman is singing soprano..."
The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion
Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs
My friend quit her job as a hostess to go to school imgur.com/KySbbFB
When the hostess at a restaurant asks my Dad if he has reservations
He replies, "Yeah, but we're gonna eat here anyway."
Cue me groaning and the hostess not understanding.
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Dad: Down.
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Dad: Down.
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Dad: Down.
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you'd like to sit?
Dad: Down.
