Why did Joyce from Stranger Things refuse to go on a date with Hopper in Season 3?

He lacked magnetism...

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👤︎ u/xenotaenun
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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In honor of Grace Hopper's 107th birthday, here is the first ever computer bug
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📅︎ Dec 09 2013
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My son and I were hooking pegs onto a clothes line.

I said, if you drive you are a driver, if you hop then you are a hopper, so if you cook you are a cooker.

my son to his mother: Dad and I are hookers!!

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📅︎ May 20 2020
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Why did the bunny go to the hospital?

Because he needed a hopperation.

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👤︎ u/beyoglu
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Friend's dad dropped this while fixing his paintball gun

Friend- Got the hopper in.

Dad- That's a nice scrotum you got there.

Friend- What? What scrotum?

Dad- You know, the thing you use to hold your balls.

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👤︎ u/ziggypwner
📅︎ Jan 24 2014
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