Why did Joyce from Stranger Things refuse to go on a date with Hopper in Season 3?
He lacked magnetism...
In honor of Grace Hopper's 107th birthday, here is the first ever computer bug
My son and I were hooking pegs onto a clothes line.
I said, if you drive you are a driver, if you hop then you are a hopper, so if you cook you are a cooker.
my son to his mother: Dad and I are hookers!!
Why did the bunny go to the hospital?
Because he needed a hopperation.
Friend's dad dropped this while fixing his paintball gun
Friend- Got the hopper in.
Dad- That's a nice scrotum you got there.
Friend- What? What scrotum?
Dad- You know, the thing you use to hold your balls.
