Hollow Puns

Funnely enough

Now I have a plasma gun.

Doctor calls it his 'Hollow-ween' special.

I knew it would just be a hollow gram.

Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.

Because they have Hollow Weenies

Why don't ghosts have babies?

Because they have Hollow weenies!

Having lunch and milkshakes with the family

Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.

Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom

Groans all round

But for me, this is just another hollow win.

A hollow weenie costume.

Hollow knight

Because warlocks have hollow weenies and crystal balls!

Because they're just a hollow shell of what they used to be.

Hollow Notes

It's a hollow win.

I mean, Happy Hollow Weenie!

In that version, Harry is a simpleton stable boy who assists Hagrid in repairing hollow straw vessels that Hagrid makes as a hobby, but which are bound to break pretty quick. So he's basically a hay re-potter.

All four walls of the room are made of hollow cinder block, but three of the four walls are reinforced with rebar and cement filling rendering them unbreakable.

Utterly confused, the rhinoceros studies the room for a moment and then tries ramming into the first wall to get itself free, but is stunned to find that it won't budge because it is reinforced and completely solid.

The rhinoceros shakes it off and tries ramming the second wall to knock it down, but only managed to break off a few small crumbs because it, too, is reinforced.

In a total daze, the rhinoceros tries ramming the third wall, but then falls over unconscious from trying to ram yet another reinforced wall.

After a few minutes, the rhinoceros regains consciousness and slowly pulls to its feet. Both exhausted and completely unable to withstand ramming another reinforced wall, the poor rhinoceros sinks its head in failure and has all but given up hope.

...but then, with a sudden stroke of genius, the rhinoceros stands on it's hind legs, clears its throat, and asks you, the reader,

"Should I try breaking the fourth wall?"

They have hollow weeners!

OK so as a dad who enjoys challenging his kids I would like some help. Shoot me your best feasible hiding spot for the Golden Egg on Easter...I'm thinking submerged in a hollow block or randomly dug hole just to fuck with the kids and their parents!

A hollow-weenie. Happy Halloween y'all!

"Ready for the halloweeners?" I asked.

"Yup, or as some people call them, the empty hot dogs." He responds.

"Empty hot dogs?"

"Yup! Hollow weiners!" Intense stare for a second, "hawhawhawhaw!"

A hollow peño

Yesterday I had an Adele chocolate Easter bunny. The first half was delicious, but it was hollow from the other side.

The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."

Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."

And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.

Me: are you stomping?

Her: no, my shoes are hollow so they make a lot of noise.

Me: all shoes are hollow, IT'S HOW WE GET OUR FEET IN!

Her: <rolls eyes>