He likes to raze hell
...until my mom hid the urn from me.
Some selfishly thought minecraft was better than yarncraft.
Smoking is such a turn off.
He was too wrapped up in his work.
He says its like shooting fish in apparel.
...Because it’s in tents.
It requires a lot of monet.
It's easy to get carried away.
It's too time consuming.
Glad I found my Nietzsche niche
These are trying times.
He has way too much Thyme on his hands.
It really is a riot.
Yeah, I know. Pretty nuts?
They get very Inuit.
Try blindfold archery.
You don't know what you're missing!
Craft Singles?
My daughter said the joke was cheesy and not very Gouda. :(
It's opened so many doors for me!
You could say it's my maison d'être.
Did you hear about the magician who grabbed Eminem so hard his SnapBack fell off?
He pulled a rabbit out of his hat
What do you call a magician who is an administrator at a college, but nobody knows what students he is in charge of?
Whose dean’s he?
A magician went out to the store and bought a big metal structure so he could hang upside down and do situps. He also loved painting, but because of his style he often knocked the canvas around while dabbing on the paint. So he bought another, wooden structure, like an easel, but with clamps to hold the painting in place while he prodded it with the paintbrush. His wife asked, as he brought them in, what the hell he had just bought. He replied:
“Ab rack and dab rack”
What do you call a magician with very skinny fingers?
Slight of hand
The magician’s wife brought him to the store to buy gifts for a birthday party. She picked out a lovely candle, but wanted to include a nice note. The magician knew just what to do. He brought her down an aisle, found a section marked “birthday,” and said:
“Pick a card, any card”
The Russian magician, in 1932, found an amazing new piece for his act: a giant, wooden sarcophagus in the shape of a beautiful woman. The piece had giant, metal blades inside at waist level. They were locked in place while it was open, but retracted as it closed, making it seem as though the magician had escaped death. But one day, while he was practicing, the great sarcophagus fell over - door still open - right on the magician. When he was found, he was cut right in two. Moral of the story:
In Soviet Russia, box woman saws you.
Okay that’s it. I’m so sorry, I have nothing better to do.
Quill-ting
My wife thinks my hobbies are laughable
He says it's a fun way to kill time.
I wasn’t supposed to use fowl language.
...and making the matching teacups!
I'm going to dye a loan.
The neighbours said that they will call the cops if I don’t put it back.
Shit. Wrong thread.
You may be having an exit-stencil crisis.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
When I am bored, it helps the time fly by.
Can't see it taking off.
My neighbors are threatening to call the cops if I don’t stop.
He likes to call it "shooting fish in apparel"
... are you just a grammer?
Fit'ness donut in my mouth
I have a grate thyme.
I just can't see the porpoise anymore.
I had to quit though. It became too much of a balancing act.
