History of English Puns

A list of puns related to "History of English"

My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.

I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.

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👤︎ u/moonxmochi
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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Dad Joked my cousin's girlfriend last night

My cousin's girlfriend (CGF) is a primary school teacher and last night we were discussing her class size and the subjects she teaches.

Me: "How big are the classes you teach"

CGF: "ive got 28 in english and maths, 30 in science and 28 in topics"

Me: "What on earth is topics?"

CGF: "oh its stuff like history, R.S, Art, Geography and all that stuff"

Me (With the biggest grin on my face holding back laughter): "OH, THE HUMANITIES"

my girlfreind and CGF groan, me and cousin laugh and high five.

Sidenote. My couisn is one of the biggest dad jokers ive ever met, so he really apreciated the terrible joke.

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👤︎ u/Skin969
📅︎ Oct 12 2014
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