During my hip-replacement surgery, I asked my surgeon if I could inject the anesthesia myself..

Surgeon: Yeah sure. Knock yourself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappLegend
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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A friend of mine from the south just got a hip replacement.

Now he Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pussy_b0ss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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A hip replacement is when something hip gets replaced by something else that’s more hip.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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This morning, grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans. I asked, β€œWho is this guy?”

Grandpa: My hip replacement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, β€œWho's this guy?” Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"

"This is my hip replacement!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Who is the second coolest man in hospital?

The hip replacement guy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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My grandma got cooler after surgery.

Hip replacement. Surgeon gave her a bigger size. She's a lot more hip now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gullies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Who's the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

When he's not at work it's the hip replacement guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjangoVanTango
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What is an elderly person's favorite music genre?

Near-Death Metal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeventhSon20XX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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All that starts well ends well?

Girlfriend's grandmum fractured her hip Saturday and got out of hip replacement surgery earlier today and has been given the green light that all is good!

I really want to tell her family "Hip hip hooray" but I think it will end up with me having one less person in my life.

We will see how that goes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatashiwaSohaides
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Grandad joke

When your so bad to the bone you get a hip replacement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDoJ0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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This one was apparently email worthy

Just got this email:

>Q: Who are the trendiest people in a hospital?

>A: The hip replacement guys.

>best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/White_Lotus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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I work in an elective orthopaedic operating theatre

Mostly doing hip and knee replacements.

On a regular basis, someone will point to the X-ray screen and say: "will someone change the channel? I've seen this episode before"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machschau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2015
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Grandma wanted to be cool like the grandkids...

So she got her hip replaced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fwipp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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My dad is pretty hip.

My dad is getting a hip replacement in May. We were texting about it. This is our conversation: http://imgur.com/wucx6tO

It took me a second to get it. IT'S SO BAD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boo_snug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy isn’t there?

The hip replacement guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnluckyBlock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Who's the coolest person in the hospital

The ultrasound guy

.........but when he's off sick, it's the hip replacent guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Who's the coolest person in a hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Who fills in for him when he's away?

The hip-replacement guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyCarterUSM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2012
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