Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it!
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
If you ever need someone who's terrible at hiding
Why do you never see a Rhinoceros hiding in a tree?
Because they are exceptionally good at it!
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
Why are buffalo so good at hiding?
To bison time to escape from predators.
I've been hiding from doing any exercising.
I'm in the 'Fitness Protection Programme '
Watch out for stray Pokémon hiding in the bushes.
They might be trying to take a Pikachu.
My wife found I was cheating when she saw the letters I was hiding
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me ever again
What's Bill Clinton's favorite hiding spot?
Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes
My girlfriend keeps hiding underwear
I knew the government was hiding something
How you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a sunflower?
Never? They are experts at hiding then
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
EDIT: If your looking for animal jokes, read the comments section.
Clinton hiding in the Bushes
My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
What does a magician say when hiding a dead body?
My wife's sister and her family came to visit but I was hiding in the den. She came in and told me not to be antisocial.
I reminded her that I'm a guy.
That would make me uncle social.
I think my bank is hiding extraterrestrials.
They gave me a lien paper.
You can never find the best hiding spot
How Come You Never See Elephants Hiding In Trees?
Because there really good at it
You know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
Why can you never find a hippo hiding in a tree?
Because they are so good at it.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're that good
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it!
Why don't you see hippopotamus's hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
Why can’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
Cause they’re really good at it.
How come you never see hippos hiding in trees
Because they’re really good at it
Why can you never find an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are really good at it.
My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me.
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Cause they're really good at it.
Why don’t you ever see a rhinoceros hiding in a tree?
Because they are really good at it!
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it.
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re good at it.
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it
How come you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it!
Why can you never find an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they're really good at it.
Why do you never see Elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it!
If anyone here doesn't yet know..why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really really good at it!
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Because their so good at it.
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're good at it
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
.. because they are so good at it. But if you look closely enough, you can see the trunk..
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it
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