Hickey Puns

A list of puns related to "Hickey"

Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer.

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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When Scooby Doo gives you a hickey

Dad working on car: “give me that thingamajig...the doohickey” Daughter: “SCOOBY DOO didn’t GIVE ME A HICKEY”

Ps, it was much funnier in my head and when I came up with it and told my girlfriend. I didn’t know how to put it in words so it sucks.

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👤︎ u/Supergizmoe
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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My doctor bit my neck and tried to give me a hickey.

1 star review for Dr. Acula

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why aren't people that leave hickeys called neckromancers?
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👤︎ u/IamSchrute25
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why was the wizard's girlfriend always covered in hickeys?

because he's a neck romancer.

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👤︎ u/the-derpinator
📅︎ Jun 11 2016
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What's a magician skilled in the art of hickeys called?

A Neck Romancer

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👤︎ u/GoldenYLP
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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So vampires give people hickeys and create more vampires

I guess that makes them neckromancers

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👤︎ u/acadiansith
📅︎ Dec 06 2015
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I know a guy who got arrested for offering fraudulent plastic surgery.

He’d give people huge, round hickeys and then charge them for performing “Lip-O-Suction”.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ May 28 2021
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Why was the wizard's girlfriend always covered in Hickey's ?

Because he's a neck romancer.

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👤︎ u/GodMustafi
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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