Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home) Puns

I've been in a car all day waiting to get home to tell this one. As we were driving down the road, we pass by a pasture full of hay bales when all of a sudden my sister yells out "hey daddy!" My dad responds with a generic "yes?" To which my sister replies with "oh, I was just showing you the hay over there." I love my sister.

Came home from work and my son ran right to me. I knew something was going throught that 4 year olds brain when he ask "um hey daddy?" "Hey buddy what's up?" He then asks " can I get a wiiU?.... being a bit stunned but more witted.... " no but I can get you a peeU" as I fake a fart and lift my leg. Proud me watched as he attempted to use it on his mom and sister.