Dad: It's just an Aleutian.
Me - Yeah sure bro I will cauliflowers.
"Oh, it's the peanuts.
They're complimentary."
“No son, I got them ALL cut!”
The cycle is complete. I have become my father.
Yeah brochure.
Butcher tells him if he can jump up and touch it, he gets half off his purchase. If not, he pays double. The man looks up at the beef and says,
“Nah. The steaks are too high.”
The other man responds, “You are on the other side of the river.”
Art: At least they don't leave you hanging.
He was trying to find a corner to pee in.
A book fell on my head, i only have my shelf to blame
The pirate says back, “Arrr! it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Nope, just mist.
The other says “Nah man I’m stuffed.”
... his grave is 3 down and 7 across!
The man says "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe"
Yeah, I think I already reddit.
