Funerary Tablet of Horpaa, priest at Hermopolis and son of Djehutyhor, dated to 332–30 B.C. Ptolemaic Period reddit.com/gallery/pd1usr
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[OS] Inlay Depicting a Falcon with Spread Wings, representing Horus; Hermopolis, Egypt, 4th century B.C. [4000 x 3000]
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Funerary Tablet of Horpaa, priest at Hermopolis and son of Djehutyhor, dated to 332–30 B.C. (Ptolemaic Period)
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Portrait of Berenice ii, circa 246-221 BC, Hermopolis Magna, marble and polychromy. Royal Museum of Mariemont.
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Ruins of the Temple of Hermopolis Magna - Vivant Denon 1798. It's limestone was crushed for fertilizer. [2830x1714]
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Portrait of Alexander the Great, 3rd century B.C., Greek, Hermopolis. Princeton University Art Museum. reddit.com/gallery/ht2phr
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Mummy Mask of a Young Woman, circa 100–130 AD, painted plaster, Hermopolis, Egypt. The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston reddit.com/gallery/jztiwq
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Snapped this in Hermopolis
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Ruins of the Temple of Hermopolis Magna - Vivant Denon 1798. It's limestone was crushed for fertilizer. [2830x1714]
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Ready for pride on Hermopolis, boys
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A'AN - Live From Hermopolis Magna (Progressive/Atmospheric) youtu.be/IpYartxszuQ
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CIMRM Supplement - Leaf from papyrus codex with catechism. Hermopolis, Egypt. tertullian.org/rpearse/mi…
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Sunset & Eugenio Tokarev - Hermopolis open.spotify.com/track/4i…
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THE OGDOAD (EIGHT DEITIES) FOR HERMOPOLIS
       These were the primordial gods of Creation.
        Nun & Naunet   -   God and goddess of the primordial ocean or water abyss
        Huh and Haunet – Gods and goddess of eternity or infinite space
        Kuk and Kauket – God and goddess of darkness
        Amun and Amaunet – God and goddess of air
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[Dec 14] The ancient Egyptians had many legends. Thus the world was created in diverse ways according to different parts of the country. The creation accounts were associated with the cult of one of the major cities of Egypt: Hermopolis, Heliopolis, Memphis, and Thebes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anc…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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Naan-negotiable
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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