Herb puns
Today my chef asked me to grab her some spices. I yelled from outside " I'm cumin, just give me some thyme "
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︎ Sep 19 2019
I told my wife, βFrom here on, Iβm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order.β
She said, βWhere will you find the time?β
Me: Easy. Right next to the sage.
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︎ May 05 2021
I swapped all of my roomates herbs with his spices
He hasnt noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I Canβt Herb Falling in Love With You
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I interviewed the leading German herb gardeners and compiled their knowledge into a book.
It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"
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︎ Apr 17 2021
For you herbs
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︎ Feb 10 2021
My friend Tarra died yesterday after overdosing on herbs.
I canβt believe Tarragon.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What kind of herb do you get from the ocean?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and Iβm happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
My wife just complained that I've been in the garden all day tending to the herbs.
Apparently I have way too much thyme on my hands.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Cooking
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︎ Apr 01 2021
I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...
But it was just the chives talkin'
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I made a steak with herbs
But it was a waste of thyme
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︎ Jan 26 2021
My wife just threw away my favourite herb.
She's such a Thyme waster
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I'm trying to make herb roasted chicken for dinner and just ran out of one of the ingredients...
I don't have thyme for this
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What did Ronald Reaganβs wife say when he asked her if she wanted a new herb garden?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
A friend of mine just died from eating too many herbs
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My best friend is allergic to certain herbs.
I'm afraid it's just a matter of thyme...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What's a postmans favourite herb?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.
They havenβt noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you call the King of herbs?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
When do you add herbs to your dish?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What did the herb farmer say when he was running behind schedule?
Weβre in a thyme crunch
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︎ Nov 23 2020
After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Whenever I cook, I'm always left with excess herbs.
Guess I just have great Thyme management.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
My friend Herb was kidnapped!
I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I tried to make a belt out of Italian herbs, but it didnβt work
It was just a waist of thyme
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What do you call moving herbs?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me βyouβre wrong about the parsley...
but thatβs okay because youβre right on thymeβ
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Anyone else noticing a recent influx of herb related jokes?
It is that thyme of year, I suppose.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
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︎ Jul 12 2020
My fresh herbs will go bad soon
I want to make pesto but Iβm running out of thyme.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I want to share some information on cultivating herbs.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
A friend suggested I added herbs to my soup.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Whst did the herb gardener say to the sloppy chef?
Please, don't waste my thyme!
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I told my wife Iβm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, βWhere would you find the time?β
I said, βEasy. Right next to the sage.β
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My brother and I were just reminiscing about the herb garden our family had when we were kids.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said "Where would you find the time ?"
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I told my wife, βIβm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.β
She said, βWhere would you find the time?β
I said, βThat should be easy. Next to the sage.β
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︎ Dec 07 2018
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up
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︎ Jul 29 2020
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