Heil the mein guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Heil yeah!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Heil Bitler
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2016
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Germans have a word for everything..

It is "alles".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-jFk-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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An interesting title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whizz_0_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What do you call it when you do the Hitler salute 5 times?

It's a Heil five

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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How do you make holy water in Germany?

You boil the heil out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Why can't Hitler play baseball?

It's three reichs and you're out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrhoad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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How do Nazis talk to babies?

In Goebeldigook.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Conditioner

My wife was giving our four year old a bath, and she mentioned that I don't always use the tangerine conditioner on her hair.

Wife: Daddy needs to use the conditioner every time her washes your hair. Daughter: Conditioner is made from oranges. They make it from the juice. Me: Yup. They make it from the Jews. That's why conditioner had such a holi cost. Wife: Why did I marry you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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Dad joked a friend at work

Friend: do you speak any other languages? Me: no but I do know a little German. He's about 4'5" and his name is Hans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandmaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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What's a nazi's favourite weather?

A heil storm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dewan_O
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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Seriously, guys...

People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBlackDragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2011
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How do you get around efficiently in Nazi Germany?

You heil a cab.

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