How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
By walking!.... JK ROLLING!
This guy told me he was Harry Potter’s godfather. I thought he was messing with me.
He told me he was Sirius.
I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?
Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.
Because he only had half his blood left
What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.
What does Harry Truman call cats?
Weapons of mouse destruction.
Bought some discounted Harry Potter DVDs...
A harry potter joke.
Student: Ah Sh*t, I used the wrong ingredients...
Horace Slughorn: *gasp* do not use such vial language in this classroom!!
Have you seen where Harry Potter’s magical wand was made? If you look closely, it says:
I taught my kid to speed read today. He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!
I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!
What Ernest Hemingway novel sees Harry Morgan lose an arm?
Harry Potter could be a great mafia boss
He always catches the snitch
Harry Houdini was allergic to the metal they used to make handcuffs...
Every time they put a pair on him, he'd break out.
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
But the fifth one— dead Sirius.
How does Harry Potter makeout with the delivery lady?
The Harry Potter films were really good, but I think nearly headless Nick was poorly executed
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
What is Harry Potters favorite search engine
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
When asked where his two new brooms were from, Harry Potter replied:
From the bargain store down on Diagon Alley, they were a Quidditch.
FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
since he is good at catching snitches
Where did Harry Styles go to school?
Harry potter had always been hesitant about telling lies when under the invisibility cloak
people always said that they could see right through him!
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
What was Harry Carey’s favorite cologne?
Harry Styles doesn't fit in OneDirection.
Cause his Hairy Styles are in AllDirections.
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
What was Harry Carey’s favorite perfume?
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Why can't Harry Potter differentiate between his best friend and a cooking pot
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking
Why couldn't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cookpot and his best friend?
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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