The article has some solid, hard puns.
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Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
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︎ Dec 12 2020
It's a hard rock life
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Times are hard for people on disability benefits....
Iβve got a friend whoβs a dwarf and heβs struggling to put food on the table.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasnβt been a Goodyear.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
My dog pooped on the deck yesterday and now it's all hard.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Paying bills is hard.
Some would call it taxing.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Sometimes itβs hard to lego
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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︎ Sep 24 2020
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, βDad get out of the way!β
I said, βYouβre the ones blocking!β
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
How hard is it to track down a bread thief?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
People say camping isnβt very hard
But I gotta say it gets in-tents.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My son asked me for something hard to write on
I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on
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︎ Jul 07 2020
making a blade is really hard...
It's sword of complicated.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
because they take everything literally.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?
Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. βOuch!β I yelled
βYOU, ow?β The cat replied in disbelief.
βME-owβ
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Numbers can be hard..
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why are airplanes so hard to see?
Because they're in disguise
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Why is it so hard to get a date with a girl who likes horses?
Because she is already in a stable relationship...
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Werewolves are notoriously hard to find....
Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I struggled hard in the bodybuilding contest.
Turns out, I've got atrophy
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie βThe Firmβ is the sequel to Die Hard?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I hate that I laughed so hard at this
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︎ Jun 03 2020
There was a remake of Die Hard done by fish
The antagonist was Hans Grouper
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I donβt know why I have such a hard time putting on a scarf.
I just canβt wrap my head around it.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
It is really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I told my boss, βSorry Iβm late. I was having computer issues.β
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. Itβs my laptop.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I've finally fused marijuana with hard liquor!
Go on, take pot shots at my invention!
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Poor Ted
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︎ Jul 21 2020
This ones hard to explain but you kind of need an image.
So if a tardis is a police booth. Then a porta potty is a turdis.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why are pilots so hard to find?
Because they're always in disguise!
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when itβll hit.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I have a hard time listening to people explain how to sharpen knives.
Itβs very dull at the beginning.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
The inventor of Hard and Shoulders shampoo died. At the funeral, his wife gave a 20 minute moving eulogy...
There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Son: There's no salt on this. Mom: Well, it's hard to see salt.
Dad: But can you table salt?
Mom: I don't know, let's discuss that next time.
Edit: To be honest I'm a little salty about the bland reaction this dad/mom joke got :)
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Hard worker
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︎ Aug 29 2020
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Whatβs the hard stuff that develops on cowsβ teeth?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Its hard as a rock being a dad.
Always taken for granite.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They take everything literally.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs
They always take things literally
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