Some people say im some handsome guy

But without hands, im just some guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bayernfan25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Sure, Poe Dameron is a handsome ex-smuggler, but he's not the only one

Han's hot first

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mommypanda35
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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You know what they say, β€œIf you’re not handsome, at least be handy.”

Unfortunately for me, I’m neither.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tru-Queer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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A girl told me I'm handsome...

I told her I'm handall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syclus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call a handsome seal?

Mr. Seal Yo Girl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadaEh1992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I’m easy going, my wife says I’m handsome. She’s a control freak but I tell her she is beautiful. We are different but we compliment each other.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Mum [to dog]: Hey handsome

Dad [from kitchen]: Yeah?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_The_Mattmatician
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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was sleeping at my girlfriends place last night, her dad wouldn’t let us sleep in the same bed... It made me proper angry because he’s actually really handsome. reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FonnixFTW
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Have you met the handsome audio engineer?

He's actually a pretty sound guy.

Too bad he got fired, though. Turns out he couldn't handle feedback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvanvoorden
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Handsome men are very dangerous.

They're armed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rewind44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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A HANDsome thief

So I heard about a handsome thief who got caught recently. Yeah, they say he was pretty light-fingered, but he got caught redhanded trying to palm some seeds. Guess he had a bit of a green thumb. Anyway, he was a-wristed by the long arm of the law, with not a shoulder to cry on. I was shocked; his appearance was so disarming.

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What do you call a handsome man who tells jokes in front of people for a living?

A pretty stand-up guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My wife told me I'm handsome.

I replied, "You're quite observant, I do have some hands."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Libertyler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What's the name of Bruce Lee's not so handsome brother?

Ug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCanBe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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A handsome lizard could be a scale model.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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What do you call a busy, handsome guy

A β€œhot commodity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeediestMoon1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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what is the opposite of handsome?

handful

...yes my dad told me this joke xD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnot1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I just met a handsome monk...

I just met a handsome monk. He has spent his life abstaining from carnal pleasure. I found him ascetic-ically pleasing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavetheTurnip
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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World Cup Soccer goalies are far more handsome than their teammates.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/quentinnnnnnnnn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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Back in high school, I got second place in a 'most handsome' contest.

Everyone else got first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGarp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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