Mum [to dog]: Hey handsome

Dad [from kitchen]: Yeah?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_The_Mattmatician
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My dad got me today (in spanglish!)

Today I was talking to my dog telling him that he was classically handsome when my dad chimes in and calls my dog ugly.

So I tell my dog "don't listen to him, you're the most handsome puppy in the house"

My dad responds "No, I'm the most handsome papi in the house!"'

("Papi" is father in Spanish)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/my_name_isnt_Rick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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