Hammonds Puns

A list of puns related to "Hammonds"

I want to be a organ doner.

It takes guts be one.

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👤︎ u/koach71st
📅︎ Oct 10 2022
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I don't think Jeremy Clarkson or Richard Hammond know what they're doing...

But James May

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👤︎ u/Propane13
📅︎ Jan 02 2017
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National Donut Day is June 3. A lot of places are handing out free donuts, so on Friday I'll be driving around looking for promotional offers.

I'm planning to dedicate the hole day to it.

This is, in fact, a mom joke: my dad just sent an email to our family about National Donut Day, and this is what my 77-year-old mother replied!

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👤︎ u/HootieRocker59
📅︎ Jun 02 2022
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Golf car(t)

This is my first post here. That is a scene of Richard Hammond from Top Gear/The Grand Tour test driving a Volkswagen Golf, and he was driving it through a golfing range.

https://preview.redd.it/nbk6difnq6e81.png?width=1202&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=af93f334630d0cd7e497e2512536686208343a19

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👤︎ u/Eth-M
📅︎ Jan 27 2022
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I dont think Jeremy Clarkson knows anything about cars

But James May.

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👤︎ u/Dunedane
📅︎ Oct 18 2016
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Dad's Dad Didn't Like Dadjoke

My grandpa was telling a story. His high school was the Hammond Warriors and the barber in town cut all the basketball boys' hair into a mohawk for a game.

dad: "i thought it was the Hammond Eggs." (ham and eggs pun)

grandpa: "no, we were the Warriors."

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👤︎ u/chuckyourface
📅︎ Mar 31 2014
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