Hamming bound Puns

Quote from a genuine psychopath that cares only for himself, apparently

A recent post seemed to confirm that the general consensus in the Bleach community is that Gin was a genuinely evil man who only betrayed Aizen for selfish means and otherwise spent his time enjoying torturing others as the snake he claimed to be. While I can see why people think this, I believe a lot of people missed crucial context and intent on Kubos part that paints a much more positive picture of Gin as a person. An important thing I'll clarify before I begin is that what I'm arguing with this post is that Gin is a good natured person rather than evil, which despite how it sounds is not the same as saying that his actions were good and justified (I have my own opinions on it, and they aren't relevant to the discussion). One only has to take a glimpse at the real world to see how differently good people act depending on what they think the world needs, and good people can do terrible things out of a sense of selflessness and necessity. People can argue all day about whether Gin's actions were justified, but the only point I wish to make with this post is that Kubo wrote Gin as a canonically good character, not a genuine psychopath.

Crime #1: Offering a starving child some dried persimmon. Truly, this monster's selfishness knows no bounds

Firstly, a little dig into his origins; what better time to examine the true Gin than before he knew of Aizen? Despite how little we see, the narrative implication is obvious from what Kubo shows and when he chose to show it; Gin as a child was caring and selfless. He came across a stranger and supported her constantly rather than emotionally/ physically torturing her. With nothing to gain and with no hints of malice, Gin dedicated his attention towards others in the most positive and selfless ways.

\"I know this looks bad, but I did warn him not to lay a finger on my butterfinger.\"

Upon observing Aizen and what he was up to (in particular stealing part of Rangikus soul to feed to the Hogyoku), Gin decides to take action. This is where his first viol

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Truly, I'm glad so many of you like this story. I honestly didn't think it would gain this much traction in so little time. I know the beginning chapters were on the rough side, however, with input from the Community, I feel that my writing has improved greatly

A special shout out to those who've criticized everything I've put to text. While I may not have liked what they've said, their criticism has been incredibly invaluable.

Thank you.

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Robert Christian Arroyos sat on the bottom bunk of his assigned room in the United Terran Republic Ship, Deliverance. It was a Pelican Class Troop Transport ship hailing from the Triton Shipyards in the Sol System. Truly, a magnificent ship, capable of transporting two hundred and fifty Orbital Drop Shock Troopers, with the equipment, soldiers and services to support such an endeavor.

His bunkmates knew better than to really disturb the man during this time, however, Williams, an ODST class sniper, knew how to deal with the four hundred pound slab of emotional beefcake during this time of year.

"Arroyos, Sir," he addressed the man from his top bunk. "I got some good contraband. I'll share if you spill." He then changed up his tune after a few minutes of silence from the large man. "Dude. Brother. I've served with you for a long time. I know how you get on the anniversary of Thomas's death."

Williams absolutely stealthily, slinked down to the bottom bunk, not a creak was heard from the metal bunks that Command called beds. "Look man, I get it. We all get it. Now, start telling. Six hundred and forty five people perished on this campaign. Maybe more, if medical can't get them through. Yet, you, look man. Your fatass saved countless. So, either you start to spill about Captain Thomas again, we all love his stories, or we pester you until you do so. Right men?!"

"HOO-RAH!" Was the response from those that they shared a bunk with.

"Here, Rob," Williams said quietly, passing him a whole bottle of hard liquor. "Proxima Berry Chambord, fifteen years aged. It won't get a beast like you drunk, probably, but, it should get you buzzed. If not, it's sweet, better than any other liquor you'd get."

Robert looked at Williams, and was about

Man this senioritis is hitting real hard 😪 enjoy this labor of love and dedication.

Power: Harvard

Confidence, grandiosity, and actually deep/insightful commentary underneath an arrogant and egotistical surface. No one man should have all that power, but if someone does, it’s most likely someone from Harvard.

Come To Life: Princeton

Inspired, epic and intricate yet simple, raw yet classy, and with lots of conviction. All about making dreams a reality and being determined, which feels very Princeton-esque.

Stronger: MIT

Robotic, progresses fast, and all about “working harder.” Despite all this, it’s fun, iconic, and maintains impeccable technique.

Saint Pablo: Caltech

Incredibly sharp, passionate, insightful, emphasizing substance, and lowkey might be the best of all. All about finding truth. Frequently references looking to the sky and space for answers, similar to Caltech’s connection to NASA’s Jet Propulsion Lab.

Devil in a New Dress: Stanford

About something/someone that is seductive and alluring, yet on the inside is probably more similar to the others than we care to admit. Similarly, Stanford is incredibly appealing externally but its students suffer from “Duck Syndrome” behind the scenes. The ambiance is also incredible.

Good Life: Duke

Confident, popular, and all about enjoying life while still chasing your dreams and becoming successful. Smooth and fun, which epitomizes the Duke experience. Absolutely top-tier, but doesn’t get enough love.

Pure Souls: Oxford (UK)

Esteemed, grandiose, and with an international flair. Great overall but can be criminally underrated by Americans.

HAM: Cambridge (UK)

Fast-paced, epic, intense, and has a European ambiance. Confident and knows it’s a big deal, but perhaps a little outdated in style.

I Wonder: Brown

All about dreaming and having your head in the clouds/exploring. Upbeat, peppy, and inspiring while maintaining high quality, but is perhaps a bit corny!

Bound 2: Yale

Innocent and cute on the surface, but you quickly realize it’s just as raunchy, excessive, and haughty as all the others 😆. Also very iconic and one of the most popular with old money vibes (notably Kanye’s mink).

Coldest Winter: UChicago

Dark, intense, solemn, quirky, and a bit depressing. “Goodbye my friend, will I ever love again, memories made in the coldest winter” sounds like a typical fall semester at UChicago 😅. It seems pretty miserable tbh, but some people like this v

Do I was just thinking, what if you rped a faction war for Valsharah, and maybe Highmountain, on the premise that the expanding population is posing a problem to food supplies.

In the wake of the rise if the Scourge, the Cataclysm, genocidal war in Pandaria, and near -extermination by the Legion PLUS another genocidal war fought by the two largest factions, money is drying up, there is just enough people to be an issue feeding with just too few viable farmlands left to feed them, and mana food isn't an option coz reasons (let's say fear of mutations or a general lack of mana, as it required the Nightwell to properly feed one whole city). Various small forces from the Alliance and the Horde have been tasked with securing the unbelievably fertile lands of Valsharah, as there the force of life is so deeply entwined with the land that entire large trees grow in an instant (as per one of the world quests there). If you planted fields of grain, you could feasibly harvest six to eight times a year, and food grown here might just be infuse enough to be both valuable alchemical reagents for healing potions, and possibly medicinal items in and of themselves (got the sniffles, or a pain in your leg? Eat some dried Valsharah berries and you'll be feeling chipper!).

For Nightelves and Nightborne rpers, have "The Peace of Blackrook," where elf is compelled by honor and ancient code bot to harm eachother while the enemy is on their terf. Possibly remove, as this could make certain situations more sticky than needed, but I view it as being similar to Greek Xenia, where of these elves meet eachother in conflict, they go their separate ways and look for someone else to kill, citing the law. This doesn't forbid you from underhanded harming them though, just directly hamming them. So a Nightelf and a Nightborne could camp together, go their own ways, and the one could communicate yo his team to ambush the other - scummy move, but technically within bounds as they didn't come to blow with eachother.

Another interesting aspect could be Druid politics around this. Have some who are concerned with feeding the starving people of Azeroth, and willing to give up part of the physical Emerald Dream to protect them, and others who are against de-sanctifying this mysterious and unique place. Have possible civil-war among the druids as well? This aspect I'm not sure of either, but just throwing it out there.

If you read through my blocks of text (sorry 'but that, by the way), what d

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Tam Nakano went from a timid ballerina clutching a stuffed panda named "P-chan" whose gimmick amounted to "I'm cute and shy" to one of the most powerful forces in the entire Stardom promotion. She understands passion and emotion to such a fine degree, and such a high level of nuance that she can not only identify someone's weakness or breaking point, but she knows exactly how to lead them down a path to get them there. Once she's led them there, it's child's play for her to exploit them in whatever manner she chooses.

Her top achievement so far is her complete and Total Victory over Mayu Iwatani. She went Supernova and started a rebellion in Stars that was over before Mayu even realized it had begun.

Cosmic Angels was a 3-woman unit at the top of the promotion since they started one year ago. They held the Artist of Stardom (trios tag team) championship for a record setting 291 days. The 3 women ran incredibly hard, almost never missing shows during the pandemic. They defended their belts 7 times (V7) and always made sure Cosmic Angels was represented at every single show. Only being a 3-person unit, they were working overtime to make sure the fans never missed out on Cos-An.

After finally dropping the Artists belts, Cosmic Angels scooped up the first 2 new recruits and warmly welcomed them into their faction (despite some serious objection from Unagi). Tam Nakano needed to cool things down and spend time investing in the rookies, and level up her two veterans, if she wanted Cosmic Angels to stand the test of time.

She first focused her attention on Unagi Sayaka. Unagi is the "freak who flies through the universe," and Dragonmoon calls her "the most flamboyant rising star in the joshi business." Unagi had just lost her cherished Future belt, and declared herself as challenger for Tam's white Wonder of Stardom belt. The White Belt is the belt of passion, and what Rossy Ogawa says shows which wrestler "most represents Stardom."

Tam's gambit was to pair Unagi with their new rookie, Mai Sakurai, and accept her challenge. At first, Unagi told Mai to "stay out of her way" when the tag league started, but by the end of it they had formed a true bond. Unagi's hot head was tempered just as bit as she couldn't help but try to set an example for Mai.

Tam's title defense had plenty of warning to Unagi - you don't know what Stardom players have done for this belt. All of the most passionate joshi wrestlers have waged war on each other for this belt,

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Thanks as always to BlueFishCake.

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Part 3: Crumb

Chapter 23: Ask Me Anything

It felt like she’d only just closed her eyes when Ashley was shaken awake. The window was dark; she had no idea what time it was, though as she’d been up past midnight planning for the next day’s operations, she at least had a lower bound. One of the techs was standing over her, a cup of coffee in his hand. He passed it over as she sat up.

“Ma’am, we got a message you need to see. I can’t make heads nor tails of it, but it authenticated over one of our high-priority frequency-knocking sequences.” He passed a hand-scrawled sheet of paper over to her.

Ashley accepted the cup groggily, shaking her head to clear the cobwebs of sleep. “You have the authentication pattern?”

The tech nodded and pointed to a column of numbers on the side, each representing a frequency on which a signal had been sent, prefacing the message. She had a couple of patterns memorized, the ones that meant immediate danger, or that heralded a call from Central Command. This matched neither, which meant she needed her code book. She yawned. “Send an acknowledgement. I’ll be down in a minute.”

The ham radio network had turned out to be the Resistance’s most reliable means of communicating over long distances. Ashley didn’t trust the internet, and her organization moved frequently enough that getting a reliable connection often just didn’t happen before they had to move again. Having a network of reliable agents, spread out all over the sparsely populated area near the old Canadian border, each with a code book and a wireless set, had proved highly effective.

Even if it did mean occasionally being woken in the middle of the night to decode a secret message from an unknown source.

Ashley pulled her coat over her nightclothes and stamped her feet into boots. She pulled her code book from among the technical manuals stacked on her nightstand, and, coffee in hand, made her way to the makeshift command room. She dropped the code book on the table, and examined the sheet again.

With the code book, it didn’t take a long time to finish translating the message. “L taken by Imperial transport East-North-East. Enemies – killed 3 humans, wounded 1 Shil’vati, no prisoners. RM.” The problem was, who were L and RM? The ciphers they used were basic, by design, and whoever had sent this had taken the lessons of br