I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.

So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Working at a grocery store

(Our eggs are color coded)

Me: Hey, I got this case of green eggs I'm gonna put out, but you know what I'm missing?

Boss: What?

Me: Ham. Boss: (Groan)

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👤︎ u/pvejunky12
📅︎ Jun 12 2014
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