Two cowboys were lost in the desert

They were starving hungry, and finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon.

β€œLook!” says one of the cowboys, β€œIt’s a bacon tree – we’re saved!”.

He runs towards the tree but is suddenly shot down in a hail of bullets.

With his last dying breath he stutters:

β€œIt’s-It’s-It’s not a bacon tree... it’s-it’s a ham bush!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazercat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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2 Cowboys

Two cowboys, lost in the desert for six days, are starving hungry. Finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon. "Look!" says one cowboy. "It's a bacon tree, we're saved!" He runs to the tree but suddenly is shot down in a hail of bullets. With his last dying breath, he says to his mate: "It's not a bacon tree....... it's a ham bush."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leO-A
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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