Gullibility Puns

if you don't believe me just try to look it up, I dare you

... until someone told me I was.

Nice to meet you gullible, I’m unoriginal.

I mean, she did fall for me.

You know, because it can be suede.

a cock-suckaaaa?

My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.

Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.

We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"

Plagiarism.

But the definition is unclear

If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels

Context: My little sister (10) was making gullible jokes, e.g. "Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?" or "Gullible is written on the ceiling."

I'm pretty sure this should go down in Dad Joke History:

Dad: I read a book growing up, it was called "Gullible's Travels"

Sister: What was it about?

Dad: About 200 pages.

I told him he’s just gullible.

I told work about it for the needed time off so she could have her gallbladder removed, and I got a typical response of "sorry to hear about your wife, that sucks".

I agreed with a response of "yeah it does suck, because she will be way less gullible."

Gullible

My daughter just text'd me this:

Smart Ass "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Gullible Loser "Why?"

SA "To get to the idiot's house."

GL "heh, that was horrible".

Fast forward 5 minutes

SA "Knock Knock"

GL "Who's there"

SA "The chicken"

GL "The chicken who....wait, I see what's coming".

She is so getting flogged when I get home!

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!