I just found out my middle name was oblivious

I wasn't aware it was my middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steamroller04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Somebody in the world is the most oblivious person alive, and they don’t even know it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ad9ad6/somebody_in_the_world_is_the_most_oblivious/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitrodragon523
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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So my phone is a dad...

http://imgur.com/k2Il4Vi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasfeiz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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What i get for christmas as a child...

As a young, naive child, I asked my dad what I would get for Christmas. He said, "Close your eyes and tell me what you see." I said "nothing" , totally oblivious to the impending, scorching punch line. "that's what you're getting."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luvm4ch1n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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Eating sliced carrots.

I ask my dad if he wants a sliced carrot.

My wife tells me, "You could have peeled the carrots".

I didn't out of laziness so I respond with, "What? It builds character".

My wife laughs and says, " Haha. Dad jokes".

I look at my dad and in that moment I realized I was oblivious to my joke the same way I've seen my dad oblivious to his own dad jokes over the years.

I'm a new dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zacharygreeenman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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I never thought my Mexican father would pull on one me.

Then again, I'm quite oblivious to his subtle jokes, but I think this one takes the cake:

So anyway, the other day he had me look something up for him on my laptop. Occasionally, my mouse pad lags and this was one of those times. I began to rub my finger to get it to work when my dad lays this one one me: "ΒΏTiene comezΓ³n o quΓ©?" Which is roughly translated to: "Is it(the laptop) itchy or what?"

Now, I'm sure if I was a dude and my dad was one of those dads, he would've said something along the lines of my laptop's mouse pad being equivalent to a woman's nether regions. But that might just be the way I think.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slutallitits
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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