A list of puns related to "Unfazed"
"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.
He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"
The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.
The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.
After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.
In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."
The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"
The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."
When he gets to the place where heâs supposed to pick up his rifle the man tells him that he just ran out. âIf you need to shoot just say âBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!'â he says. Bummed out and little confused, the guy moves on to the next area where heâs supposed to pick up the bayonet. But the next man is out too. âIf you need to stab someone just go, âSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!'â he says. Dejected and wondering what the heck he signed up for, the guy jumps into the next truck on its way to the front where thereâs a battle raging on.
Side by side with the rest of the soldiers in his unit, the guy advances on the enemy position. As soon as he sees the enemy, he shouts, âBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!!â Amazingly, the enemy soldier drops to the ground. Encouraged by his success he charges the next two enemy soldiers and goes, âSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!â They both immediately collapse in front of him. This is incredible, he thinks, Iâve become unstoppable.
So when he sees his next foe way off in the distance, he shouts, âBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!â at him. He waits for him to fall, but nothing happens. The guy charges his unfazed adversary next and goes âSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!â Again he thinks the man will fall and again nothing happens. âWhy wont you drop?â the guy says. The enemy soldier knocks him down and responds, âTANKITY TANK TANKITY TANK!â
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