What did the industrial goth eat for supper?

Kraftwerk Mac N’ Cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarlettvvitch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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No matter how goth you are,

Melkor will always be Morgoth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Goth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DylanCollard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Did you hear about the Goth computer security specialist?

He was hackin' in a coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superceder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Where do goths get their super strength?

Lots of heavy music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Professor_Felch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call a fat goth?

A girth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decidedlyDesolate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Salt Lake City is concerned that too many teens are rebelling by going "Goth"

Mormon Emo Problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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My kid was trying out Goth, but it was nothing for her.

When she was done with it, I asked her: β€˜Well, where is that hexagone?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b8410
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My daughter got kicked out of school for wearing black clothes and make-up

I don't get it, she just goth there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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My wife came back from the beauty parlor...

My four-year-old son ran excitedly to the door to greet her. When she opened it, her appearance was startling. She looked like a goth. Her eyes were surrounded with jet-black make-up, with dramatic extra lashes drawn to the sides.

My son let out a shriek and rushed back into my arms for a hug. "What's on Mommy's eyes?" he asked tearfully.

I replied, "Ma scare ya?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fellow_hiccupper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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Why don't pigs who wear black clothing get picked on?

Because Batman sworn to protect goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Why will an emo pig never be bullied?

Because Batman said he will protect Goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420majesticpanda
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