What did the industrial goth eat for supper?
Kraftwerk Mac Nβ Cheese
No matter how goth you are,
Melkor will always be Morgoth.
Did you hear about the Goth computer security specialist?
He was hackin' in a coffin.
Where do goths get their super strength?
Lots of heavy music
What do you call a fat goth?
A girth.
Salt Lake City is concerned that too many teens are rebelling by going "Goth"
Mormon Emo Problems
My kid was trying out Goth, but it was nothing for her.
When she was done with it, I asked her: βWell, where is that hexagone?β
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
My daughter got kicked out of school for wearing black clothes and make-up
I don't get it, she just goth there.
My wife came back from the beauty parlor...
My four-year-old son ran excitedly to the door to greet her. When she opened it, her appearance was startling. She looked like a goth. Her eyes were surrounded with jet-black make-up, with dramatic extra lashes drawn to the sides.
My son let out a shriek and rushed back into my arms for a hug. "What's on Mommy's eyes?" he asked tearfully.
I replied, "Ma scare ya?"
Why don't pigs who wear black clothing get picked on?
Because Batman sworn to protect goth ham.
Why will an emo pig never be bullied?
Because Batman said he will protect Goth ham.
