While trekking Kings Canyon in Australia. "If this wasn't a canyon I would say it was 'gorge'ous here"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Blackcoala
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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One canyon is pretty,

but two canyons are gorges.

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The town Iโ€™m from just completed dredging a new river thatโ€™s going to make travel a lot easier. Theyโ€™re having a feast to celebrate! Itโ€™s going to be called...

The New River Gorge.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Campagnolo412
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I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.

They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.

My wife walks in and asks, โ€œIs that the Hoover Dam?โ€

Me: โ€œNo, itโ€™s the Three Gorges Dam in China.โ€

Her: โ€œOh, I guess all dams just look alike.โ€

Me: โ€œHoney, donโ€™t be a dam racist!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BrainPhD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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How is โ€œGeorgeโ€ not the state capital
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Extranomicon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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How do you call the place where presidents wash thair car ?

Gorge washing ton

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dodo-says-9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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The Seattle Symphony is playing Beethoven's 9th.

In the version they're doing, the bass section plays a bit at the start, then just sits there til the final part of the last movement. So, they decide to leave the concert and go out for drinks.

While at the bar down the street, they meet a European nobleman, and they become good friends. Unfortunately, the guy had been gorging himself on crappy bar food, and he quickly falls into a food coma.

One of the basses drunkenly checks his watch and says, "crap! We're not going to get back on stage in time!" As they're sprinting back, one of them says, "actually, I thought this would happen, so I tied some of the pages of the conductor's score together - that way, he'll have to slow the tempo way down with his right hand while undoes the knots with his left!"

And so they get back just in time to finish the Symphony, and the audience is none the wiser. The conductor, however, was furious.

After all, they'd left him at the bottom of the 9th, with the score tied, while the basses were loaded, and the Count was full.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PhantomImmortal
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Though I have never been to the Grand Canyon, I want to go!

I hear it's absolutely gorges!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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When are holes beautiful?

When theyโ€™re gorges.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DrumSpace
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Isnโ€™t the Grand Canyon..

Just gorges.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/priv_rex
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Isnโ€™t the Grand Canyon..

Just gorges.

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